Arms.
Im sorry for breaking and dislocating you constantly and making you do 100's of push ups a day. I used wish you were skinner but I should of appreciated you for what you are.
Tough.
Feet.
Despite the fact im on you most of the hours in a day, id say were pretty cool with each other, except i dont like when people look at you. Im sorry I intend on tattooing you. But thanks for being cool to dress up in volleys.
Hair.
Im sorry for straightening, bleaching and dying the hell out of you. im sorry for not brushing you enough and threatening to shave you off. Im sorry my bangs are cut poorly and for not letting them grow out since 2000.
Eyes.
Your the only thing thats beautiful in a typical sort of way.
I used to think i made you the best but.. well.. anyway, now your older the lines are starting to come so it doesnt really matter anyway. Im sorry for wearing so many of other peoples reading glasses and covering you in thick black eye liner.
Legs.
Im sorry for running and training on you many many hours a week and making you lift heavy weights only to complain that your too thick after carrying me and winning medals all these years.
Tho, it wouldnt hurt if u were longer.
Nose.
Im sorry for supressing so many sneezes in social situations.
I wish you were straighter but thanks for not being oversized.
Ankles.
My arch enemy
Your weak and pathetic and always roll, crack and hurt.
Im sorry for playing soccer on you for so many years.
But maybe you'll forgive me now I've stopped
please get stronger.
Butt.
i know that ive always complained that your too big or too wide dispite the fact many guys think ur a great ASSet. Im sorry I never realised your my power source when I run and hurdle. You do the most work and i should appreciate you more.
Tummy.
Im sorry for filling you with my bizare non-athletic diet of chocolate and junk food and eating sugar til you feel sick then starving you and doing a zillion ab exercises to make up for it.
when my life slows down, maybe ill treat you better.
Lips.
sorry for piercing you and planning on piercing you more. and for all the split lips you've endured, but if you kept closed maybe you would have been treated better.
but you've kept my secrets safe.
sorry you never got what you wanted.
i dont think you ever will.
Back.
i wish you stood taller and straighter.
im sorry for the amount for stress i put you threw over the years.
but you constantly hurt me so i guess we are even.
Sorry for tattooing you and planing to do it again. and again. and again.
Boobs.
sorry i dont appreciate you more. sometimes i wish you were bigger but you never really let me down
tho you get in the way when i train.
Brain.
you are my favorite.
you are strong, motivated, and determined
you are the best part about me but i do wish you would be nicer to the rest of us.
maybe if i used you a little more i wouldn't get into so much trouble
but thanks for being so open minded and imaginative.
Hands.
Sorry for the countless hours of smashing the guitar with you, jaming on the drums, writing or simply drawing. your my most creative feature. sorry for saying you look 40 or 50 years old. i wish u had longer fingers but overall there the right size to fit perfectly into his hand.
Ears.
im sorry i damage you by going to rock concerts and listing to my music too loud but thanks for bringing music into my life.
im sorry i pierced you alot but its punshiment for sticking out so much, sorry for hiding you, but other then for music, i dont really use you anyway.
Teeth.
your alright, sorry for brushing you so much in a bizarre ditch effort to get you whiter.
Sorry for all the sugar i eat and for damaging you with my lip ring.
Heart.
sorry for being so careful with you.
but thanks for being so courageous.
Body, if you can find it in your heart, forgive me
i know i dont deserve you.
Boobs.
sorry i dont appreciate you more. sometimes i wish you were bigger but you never really let me down
tho you get in the way when i train.
Brain.
you are my favorite.
you are strong, motivated, and determined
you are the best part about me but i do wish you would be nicer to the rest of us.
maybe if i used you a little more i wouldn't get into so much trouble
but thanks for being so open minded and imaginative.
Hands.
Sorry for the countless hours of smashing the guitar with you, jaming on the drums, writing or simply drawing. your my most creative feature. sorry for saying you look 40 or 50 years old. i wish u had longer fingers but overall there the right size to fit perfectly into his hand.
Ears.
im sorry i damage you by going to rock concerts and listing to my music too loud but thanks for bringing music into my life.
im sorry i pierced you alot but its punshiment for sticking out so much, sorry for hiding you, but other then for music, i dont really use you anyway.
Teeth.
your alright, sorry for brushing you so much in a bizarre ditch effort to get you whiter.
Sorry for all the sugar i eat and for damaging you with my lip ring.
Heart.
sorry for being so careful with you.
but thanks for being so courageous.
Body, if you can find it in your heart, forgive me
i know i dont deserve you.
